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  • 11:32 @zachware ain't that the truth #
  • 11:01 @zachware not when lalka had slot machines in the middle of it. #
  • 10:58 Weekend mission accomplished. The car is in the garage #
  • 21:15 Love hearing about the first dates of online daters. Girl is annoyed she has to lie about smoking. Don't think this match is going anywhere. #
  • 15:55 Amen!: bit.ly/f00BRr #
  • 22:29 Little bits of happiness: It's been a rough week. Sometimes I just need to see cute/inspirational images to give... bit.ly/fwBmlp #
  • 21:57 Oh god...I love these.: bit.ly/hD1S0b #
  • 21:03 @zachware lol I'm glad I can entertain. It's always interesting over here. #
  • 21:00 No dogs in the world fart more than mine. #
  • 20:56 Wipeout is the stupidest show I've ever seen. #
  • 20:53 Pretty sure most of my furniture does this.: I don't think they limit it to just the toe.  I've got bruises on m... bit.ly/flUoL1 #
  • 20:20 The cutest video you'll see all day.: bit.ly! /ieau2U #
  • 20:12 I definitely need a new couch. The dogs made the small hole in the cushion into one that is at least 3 inches in diameter now :( #
  • 19:48 Day 38 of 365: Day 38 of 365 Originally uploaded by rachelnator Drunk octopus on a random bathroom door. bit.ly/gKf3dl #
  • 19:31 Gym, then carne asada for dinner. Today is officially better. #
  • 17:05 Hipster dinosaurs....! best thing ever? Yes.: via Buzzfeed bi t.ly/eNdokU #
  • 14:33 Zappos is sponsoring a 3 wk contest for apps that use the Zappos API . $500 prize to the first place app! developer.zappos.com/ #
  • 12:43 Today is a face stabby day. Scratch that. This whole week has been . #
  • 10:57 Face stabby: bit.ly/e9XkoC #
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